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BARK! BARK!BARK! “Shut up why don’t you just shut up?” Donny thought as he lied in bed and stared at the ceiling. He was being driven mad by his roommate’s dog. It had been a month since the hell-hound arrived and every day it’s behavior got exceedingly worse. Tearing up his stuff, snapping at him, GRRRRRR…. tossing over the trash can, attacking the neighbor’s cat, stealing his dinner from the kitchen table, humping his leg; and the most heinous, unforgivable offense: barking unprovoked at all hours of the night relentlessly without remorse, without respite, without any sort of decency, tormenting Donny, leaving him awake and sleep deprived. Weary and tired, listening to the beast wail away undeterred again, he hatched a plan.
The next day before his roommate got home, Donny went into his room and peed on the bed. He kept this up for a week hearing nothing… wondering if his roommate had an unwavering high tolerance for piss soaked sheets. On the final fateful day his roommate got home after an exhausting week of work and went into his bedroom and closed the door. “Jesus Christ, that’s it!” came blaring out from behind the door. His roommate came out with the hound in tow, “Yo, I’m getting rid of Iron Mike. Sorry dude, I know you love him.” Donny sat in silence as his roommate took the dog and left. He went to bed that evening thinking what a shit he was as he dozed off with a smile on his face for his first good night’s sleep in over a month.
~~ Story by Steve E. Normal
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